masquerading as a neckbeard

I recently had a fun conversation with some new acquaintances. It started when one person said they worked at a photography studio and we launched into a comparison between Adobe Photoshop and the Gimp.
From there, a few more open-source software topics were covered with the other person who worked in IT-Operations.

I was then asked what programming languages I used at my day job...the reaction when I said 'VB.Net' was astounding.
His reply was, 'I thought you were a unix guy!'.
Oh well, it's nice to masquerade as a proper neck beard, even if I'm still stuck with VB.